Thought this was appropriate.
The waskloks are a race of shapeshifters that look somewhat like jesus from another universe that relocated hunderds of bajalillions of years ago when their solar system was destroyed by jesus who missed the toliet, bastard. Having all their history destroyed by jesus they have started anew building entire planets to support them because fuck physics and fuck the idea that there are already planets around.
They have giant planet throwing tobots too though, and they throw planets and shit in space, cheayyayayayayaya